you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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