I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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