Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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