Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
