I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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