Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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