drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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