I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Your cock deserves a montage
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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