Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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