and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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