Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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