one two three fourrrrnication!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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