fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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