There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I FOUND THE LEGS
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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