Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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