I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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