Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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