For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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