I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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