Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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