The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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