last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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