Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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