im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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