My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
