singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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