And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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