My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Randomize
