I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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