It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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