Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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