im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
