Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
one might say we're banned from that church
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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