i'm lost and i look like a hooker
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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