Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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