now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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