im gay
i know
yea but for you.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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