i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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