Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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