Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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