My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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