Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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