Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
