There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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