going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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