Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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