It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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