is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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