we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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