It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I need to align my fucking chakras
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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