Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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