sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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