All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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