Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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