i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
