You're my little dorito
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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